slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

schwarbage:

SEE YOU GUYS IN STOCKHOLM NEXT YEAR.

I’ve already had an argument about haemophillia in Queen Victoria and herring dips…

Its turning out to be a bizarre evening and eurovision hasn’t even started yet

SINGLE MANLY TEARS ALL-ROUND.

doctorwho:

The Doctor and The Captain

analternatetoreality:

the Doctor and Captain America by ~iliaskrzs

Saw this while browsing for Captain America art; re-blogging it because its adorable

schwarbage:

Man, I really loved Avengers Assemble, but I just can’t get any groove on for Jeremy Renner. I mean, I’m sure he’s a great guy! But the thing is, I keep getting distracted by the fact that he looks a lot like a handsome version of British TV’s lecherous, talentless, human-bear-baiting expert Jeremy Kyle. And there is just this little part of me that can’t recognise the difference sometimes…that is always waiting on him to tell me who the father is.

O_O damn you…..damn you. I will never be happy again.

whenitstoolatetoturnback:

ohmygil:

fuckyeahlois:

Superman: End of the Century

Yep, Lois can take care of herself.

Listen Lois. You are amazing.

 small question: why are his scarlet undies illuminated in the moonlight in that last panel? stifled masculinity? just some random crotch shot?

xombiedirge:

Avengers Re-design by Denis Medri / Blog

Really cool!…….BUT COULD SOMEONE STICK SOME CLOTHES ON BLACK WIDOW! SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING A TINY CLOTH ROUND HER WAIST. HOW IS SHE TO BE AWESOME IF SHE CANNOT STAND IN A STRONG WIND?

We were let out of college early so we walked down into town. The sun was shining and I was standing with my friends on Great Pulteney Street as the torch passed. Little children waved flags and the Georgian buildings looked gorgeous. We had tea in the best little cafe and now I am watching a hot air balloon float over the valley. 

Best day in a long while.

ankankimatank:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

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